Off the Couch

Today

-- Conservation Easement Seminar, 8:30 a.m. to 4 p.m., Pi-on Plaza Resort, 2171 Highway 50 East. Hosted by Carson City Open Space Advisory Committee. Call 887-2262.

-- Pizza Pizazz at the Children's Museum of Northern Nevada, 5:30-7:30 p.m. Free to members, or $20 for a family of four; includes pizza, salad, drinks and cookies. Call 884-2226.

-- Chris Smither performs at 7:30 p.m. at the Brewery Arts Center Performance Hall, 511 W. King St. Call 883-1976.

-- "Accomplice," performed by Proscenium Players, Inc., 8 p.m. at the Brewery Arts Center, 449 W. King St. Tickets $12 general, $10 students and BAC/PPI members. Call 883-1976.

-- Deja Blues performs classic and contemporary blues from 9 p.m. to 1 a.m. at Joe Bob's Hot Springs Road House, 1510 Hot Springs Road. No cover; call 883-7799.

-- "In Your Face," presented at 7:30 p.m. by the Virginia City Muckers at Virginia City High School Commons. Admission $5 adults, $2.50 students, includes refreshments. Call 847-0992.

-- Peace protest, 5-6 p.m. in front of the Legislative Building, Carson and Fifth streets.

-- Eek a Mouse performs a reggae dance party with opening act 420 Band, 10 p.m.; 21-older only at Club Nero, Caesars South Lake Tahoe. Call 337-8344.

-- Super Diamond, a Neil Diamond tribute band, performs at 9:30 p.m. at the Hyatt Regency, Incline Village. Tickets $20 in advance, all ages; doors open at 8:30 p.m. Call (800) 553-3288.

SATURDAY

-- Greenhouse Garden Center presents a free spring-pruning clinic, 10 a.m. at 2450 S. Curry St. Dick Post will speak on springtime pruning of fruit trees, shade trees and roses. Includes hands-on demonstrations and refreshments. Call 882-8600.

-- St. Benedict Society of Corpus Christi Catholic Church hosts a bingo and friendship afternoon in the church hall, 5335 Snyder Ave. Doors open at 11:30 a.m., bingo starts at 12:15 p.m.; must be 21-older to play. Call 882-1967.

-- "Eye of the Needle" lecture by Edna Henner, 2 p.m. at the Roberts House Museum, 1207 N. Carson St. Features fancy stitches from around the world. Seating is limited; cost is $5 per person. Call 887-8865 for reservations, information.

-- Cowboy Jubilee and Poetry fund-raiser, 4 and 8 p.m. at the Carson City Community Center, 851 E. William St. Tickets $20 and $25; barbecue dinner $10, tickets at Carson-Tahoe Hospital Gift Shop. Features Cardiac Cowboys, Sourdough Slim, Randy Polland and John McLain. Call 883-1532.

-- St. Paddy's Day Frolic dance, 7-10 p.m. at the Carson City Senior Citizens Center, 911 Beverly Dr. Live music by the Tunetoppers, refreshments and door prizes. Admission $4, call 883-0703.

-- "Accomplice," performed by Proscenium Players, Inc., 8 p.m. at the Brewery Arts Center, 449 W. King St. Tickets $12 general, $10 students and BAC/PPI members. Call 883-1976.

-- Bruce Molsky performs at 8 p.m. at the Brewery Arts Center Performance Hall, 511 W. King St. Tickets $18 general. Call 883-1976.

-- Magical Mardi Gras dance, 7 p.m. at the Carson Nugget, upstairs ballroom. Call 882-1626.

-- Roy Rogers and the Delta Rhythm Kings perform at 8 p.m. at The Upstage Center Theatre, 900 Mallory Way. Tickets $22.50; call 882-8900, ext. 125.

-- Beach Party at The Washoe in Virginia City, 4 p.m. Beach attire suggested; oysters and shrimp on the barbecue.

-- Silver Springs Senior Center yard sale, 10 a.m. to 4 p.m., 1050 Pyramid Ave., Silver Springs. Nothing over $5. Call 577-5014.

-- The Beach Boys perform at 9 p.m. at the Silver Legacy Grande Exposition Hall in Reno. Tickets $55, $50, $40, $30. Call 325-7401.

SUNDAY

-- Roberts House Museum Tea at noon, 1207 N. Carson St. Cost $15 per person. Seating limited, reservations recommended. Call 887-8865.

-- Capital City Community Band's annual free Children's Concert , 2:30 p.m. at the Carson City Community Center, 851 E. William St. Suited for all ages. Call 883-2219.

-- Silver Knights Motorcycle Club meets at 7 p.m. at Round Table Pizza on South Carson Street, near Raley's. Call 265-6998.

-- Annual teriyaki dinner, hosted by the Reno chapter of the Japanese American Citizens League; noon to 3:30 p.m., Reno Senior Citizens Center, corner of Ninth and Sutro streets. Tickets $10 adults, $5 children 12-younger. Call 853-8850.