Dealers don't have to cheat, as phony casino odds assure profits

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Dear Mark,

As a former dealer, were you ever instructed to deal "seconds" to winning players at a blackjack table?

Charles L.

It's crucial, Charles, that I address the issue of cheating first, then your question regarding seconds.

In my 17 years working the Green Felt Jungle, I have never been asked to do the slightest thing that borders on deception. Pit bulls have gotten in my ear to tell me to speed up my hands per hour, but that's to get the math to work in the casino's favor, never to use a sleight-of-hand technique to swindle the general public.

There is another reason why casinos don't play the flimflam game. Most casinos today are publicly traded companies on the NYSE. They have zero interest in exposing their gaming license to loss with even an inkling of hank-panky.

A more significant reason why casinos have no interest in defrauding the public is the way casinos reap their profits. They pay players less than the true odds. Point being, every game offered, including blackjack, is mathematically in the casino's favor. Paying patrons less than even money on every bet made is a virtual license to print money, so why would they even consider chiseling Charley out of his money by dealing seconds?

Now to seconds: What it is, how it's done, and how to identify a "home-game" dealer doing it.

In seconds dealing, done by a "mechanic" (card manipulator - aka "deuce dealer," "No. 2 man"), the dealer does not deal the card from top of the deck, but the card just beneath it. A mechanic will hold back that top card because he knows its value and wants an accomplice to have it for winning purposes or another to have it for losing.

If a charlatan dealer sees the top card is something he or an accomplice on the game can use, the dealer will pitch second cards until he gets to the person where he wants to plant that top card. So how does he know what it is? Could be marked cards, proficiency at card-peeking or even a shiny ring may aid the deuce dealer in identifying that top card.

Because I had many years' experience dealing blackjack, I have decent hand dexterity, so for card trick proficiency ONLY, I became skilled at dealing seconds. Yet I never became good at identifying that top card to send a recipient their desired card.

Dealers who deal seconds use what is known as a "mechanic's grip," a hand clasp of the cards that makes it easier to deal not only seconds, but from the bottom or even from the middle of the deck. A right-handed dealer holds the deck in his left hand, three fingers on the edge of the long side of the deck and the index finger on the outer-right corner.

But because many non-cheating dealers also grasp a deck this way, the mechanic's grip alone is not enough proof to accuse them, especially the heavyweights, of dealing seconds.

Dear Mark,

Can a poker room ever run out of money and not be able to pay the players?

Kenny V.

Your brief question, Kenny, didn't distinguish between land-based and online casinos, so the answer could be yes, or no.

With land-based casinos, it is highly unlikely that a poker room can "run out of money" since the money the players are winning is not the casino's, but that of losing players. Even if you are Doyle Brunson holding a straight flush - king high - you can't break the bank, just your opponent's bankroll and probably his will to live.

As for Internet casinos, since it is a buyer-beware environment, there is a possibility of an online casino being poorly capitalized and running out of money.

Legal issues aside, those who prefer playing from the comfort of their La-Z-Boys should stick to the more established operations. Unfortunately, Kenny, all my gaming credentials are land-based, and, since I don't play online poker, my recommendation of where to play wouldn't be worth much.

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